New Music 2012 - Part 12 - "Oh, internet" - A love song
Not much could amuse me more than reposting this without further comment.
Later: It is a long time since I've added lyrics to a post, so here they are:
OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET
this constant refresh well they say it's the death of us, baby
but I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
when I walk down the street only strangers I meet
but I can shake loneliness in just a tweet
internet
i don't want to lose you
oh internet
if you were a pokémon I'd choose you
oh internet
keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly
OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET
every now and then I go and check on the mail
cause when there are physical letters consistency fails
oh these bills everyday,
lest they be autopay
are easy to ignore
....anyway
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOO INTERNET
oh internet
you're the only love that's true
oh internet
i'd make out with your face
later tonight let's meet in cyberspace
oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
is this a drug that I need
there is no other way
I am at home all day
so that my torrents can seed
you just don't get it
cause you're not on reddit
and if you want me to go out
just make sure that there's
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
boo boo be boo boo-boop
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
I wrote you this song
and if you like it then you all can sing along.
Later: It is a long time since I've added lyrics to a post, so here they are:
OOOH INTERNET
this constant refresh well they say it's the death of us, baby
but I like what you do and the way that you change on the daily
when I walk down the street only strangers I meet
but I can shake loneliness in just a tweet
internet
i don't want to lose you
oh internet
if you were a pokémon I'd choose you
oh internet
keep me on your feed
I synch to you pretty much constantly
OOOH INTERNET
OOOH INTERNET
every now and then I go and check on the mail
cause when there are physical letters consistency fails
oh these bills everyday,
lest they be autopay
are easy to ignore
....anyway
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOO INTERNET
oh internet
you're the only love that's true
oh internet
i'd make out with your face
later tonight let's meet in cyberspace
oh but I can't get by unless there's wifi
is this a drug that I need
there is no other way
I am at home all day
so that my torrents can seed
you just don't get it
cause you're not on reddit
and if you want me to go out
just make sure that there's
internet
i don't want to lose you
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
boo boo be boo boo-boop
OOH INTERNET
oh internet
I wrote you this song
and if you like it then you all can sing along.
Enjoy. Music is easy to take much too seriously and yet the themes it carries often very easy to dismiss. This is presented tongue-in-cheek and that is certainly no bad thing. The imagined destructive power of new technology has long been over-estimated and its benefits under-sold. Neither is the way in which it starts reactionary.
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